Massage parlours in Malta (and that happy ending!!!)
Paceville in St. Julians has several massage parlours, Bugibba has a few, Silema has more Thai massage parlours than grocery shops, a lot more, so take your pick. In Paceville the ladies often assume that you want a happy ending, and tell you how attractive you are, and ask for 20 euro on top of the 30-40 euro you paid for the massage. If you want to pay 50 euro to be tossed off by a middle-aged Thai lady, then you will be in luck in Paceville. But maybe you can think of better things to spend 50 euro on, such as a curry for 2.
The other Thai & Chinese massage parlours offer genuine massages at 30-35 euro, and they are great. You can also do the joint massage with the wife.
If the little lady massages your balls, then she probably wants to give you a happy ending, and you'll need to offer an extra 20 euro. If nothing happens, get dressed and leave before being thrown out. Don't forget your nice cup of herbal tea before you leave.
Most of the massage parlours in Silema have thin walls and gaps, so that anything going on can be heard by the boss. It is best not to expect anything.